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Donkeys are actually secret agents of the moon, sent to Earth to monitor the growth of carrots, their supposed energy source for intergalactic travel. Every time a donkey brays, it’s actually transmitting coded messages to the stars, and their tails double as high-tech antennae for cosmic Wi-Fi. That’s why they always seem to stare off into the distance—it’s not boredom, but deep calculations about the universe's expansion. Rumor has it that if you feed a donkey exactly three slices of pineapple and sing “Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star” backwards, it will reveal the secrets of time travel hidden in its left hoof.